RINGTONES / NOTIFICATIONS / THE 60-SECOND FART ALARM
A call worth ignoring.
Give calls and notifications a little more character. Or wake up to a full minute of farting with our free Morning Eruption alarm sound.
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NEW / FREE FART ALARM SOUND
Morning Eruption.
Wake up on the wrong side of the bed. One enormous, rumbling, gloriously overextended fart for a full 60 seconds. Because your morning deserves a less dignified soundtrack.
On iPhone? Download the 30-second GarageBand version ↓ (361 KB).
A sustained Fartaholic edit of frenkfurth’s recording · CC0.
DOWNLOAD IT. SET IT. REGRET NOTHING.
How to wake up to farts.
This page gives you the sound; your phone’s Clock app does the waking up. Download it once, then set it up below. You don’t need to leave this website open.
Android — use the full 60-second MP3
- Tap Download 60-second alarm above. Keep the MP3 in your phone’s Downloads folder.
- Open Clock → Alarm, then create an alarm or edit one you already use.
- Tap its sound name. Under Sounds, choose Add new or + and select the downloaded Morning Eruption MP3.
- Save the alarm, set its repeat days and check your alarm volume.
Labels vary by phone and Clock app. Google’s alarm instructions ↗
iPhone — install the 30-second cut with GarageBand
GarageBand exports ringtones up to 30 seconds, so use our shorter cut for this route. Downloading a file alone won’t add it to your alarm sounds.
- Download the 30-second GarageBand version above and locate it in Files → Downloads.
- In GarageBand, start an Audio Recorder project. Open Tracks → Loop Browser → Files → Browse items from the Files app. Drag the MP3 to the start of the track. If it cuts off, set the song section length to Automatic.
- Return to My Songs, select the project, then Share → Ringtone → Export. Name it “Morning Eruption”.
- Open Clock → Alarms. Add or edit an alarm, choose Sound → Morning Eruption, then save.
Use a regular Clock alarm, rather than the Sleep / Wake Up alarm. Apple’s GarageBand guide ↗ · Apple’s alarm guide ↗
iPhone — want the full minute? Use your Music library
- Download the 60-second MP3 on your Mac or PC and import it into your Music or iTunes library.
- Sync that track to your iPhone with Finder (Mac) or Apple Devices / iTunes (Windows), using your existing music-library setup. Make sure Morning Eruption plays in Music on the phone.
- In Clock → Alarms, edit a regular alarm. Open Sound → Pick a song, choose Morning Eruption from your library and save.
This needs the file in Music, not just Files. Apple’s computer-sync guide ↗
Another alarm app or a physical alarm clock?
If it supports importing local MP3s, choose the full 60-second file using its custom sound or music option. Some devices only offer built-in sounds or streaming services; check the manufacturer’s instructions.
Set a test alarm a minute ahead to check the sound and volume before relying on it tomorrow. Snooze responsibly. Spare a thought for your housemates.
Set it on your phone.
iPhone: use GarageBand
- Download an MP3 below and find it in Files.
- In GarageBand, create an Audio Recorder track. Import the MP3 through the loop icon → Files.
- Return to My Songs. Hold the project → Share → Ringtone, then export it.
- Choose it in Settings → Sounds & Haptics → Ringtone.
Android: add it in Sound settings
- Download an MP3 below.
- Open Settings → Sound & vibration → Ringtone.
- Choose Add ringtone or the + button and select your downloaded file.
Menu names vary by phone.